Ecco the dolphin

The other day a friend tagged me in a photo on fb. The picture was from a party I attended back when I was 20 and was dating a guy that was dubbed one half of the "slutty french twins." Now theres many reasons for this, mostly because at that party he sprayed whip cream on his twin brother, whom my best friend was dating, and than they ate it off of each other's bare chests. Which makes me wonder what is stupider, that they thought this was completely appropriate to do at their birthday party in front of their entire family, or that that was the best nickname my friend and I could come up with for them. It was definitely very iconic that my best friend and I had this fantastic idea that we should date twin brothers whom were originally from France, I mean how many other girls had come up with that idea? The picture which did not reflect me in the best light, I looked half drugged in it, although I was completely sober, reminded me that thanks to the internet and social networking sites any pictures from my past are apparently fair game, especially if one of your friends finds it urgently important to bring back memories of someone you had long forgotten. It also reminded me that when our relationship ended he not only took away my summer vacation, he also stole my sunglasses I had just gotten from Spain, and oh yes my sega complete with that weird hedgehog and dolphin game. While this may be shocking given that we weren't six years old at the time, its probably more shocking that he refused to return the items claiming that he "didn't know where they were." How do you lose a dolphin video game? Its just not very likely. I can't figure out if I made out better or worse though, given that when my best friend broke up with her twin, he stole her really expensive peacoat jacket. Luckily, the fictional boy group 2gether wrote a song about this.