Something from the vault....Meat Dress Edition

Recently Rolling Stone named 'Slutwave' as 'Fake Genre of the Year'. They defined this genre as scantily dressed women who sexy danced on stage in order to entice and seduce men. This genre included such artists as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Keisha. Personally, I don't know too many men who are anxiously awaiting the arrival of Lady Gaga's next concert so that they can jack off to her gyrating in her "skanky" meat dress. It is good to know though that according to Rolling Stone, now being a 'slut' also includes people who wear dresses made up entirely of stuffed Kermit the Frogs, and girls who wear clothes they found while dumpster diving, such as Keisha does. I personally will make sure to let the next homeless man I see knows that he looks slutty, and its completely inappropriate. For god's sake children use this sidewalk!